Oh My Stars!

The first not so horrible scope

© Elizabeth Bissette

Art by Eric Hotz, Eric Hotz

What's written in your stars? Find out in this week's Sun-Sign Horoscope.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

One of my favorite Dr. Seuss books is, "Oh, the Places You Will Go". Perhaps you're familiar with it, Aries? If you haven't read the story, be hereby advised that it talks about just the place you're in right now. The "Waiting Place". Where people go when their lives are temporarily unavailable to them because they're on hold.

Stop wasting time! You know what you need to do, so do it. You haven't done any damage to your situation by putting it off yet, but you don't have much time left to twiddle your thumbs. You're a ram -- meet your problems head-on and the world is yours.

Taurus April 20-May 20

"The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things. Of sailing ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings." - Lewis Carroll, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" from Alice in Wonderland. The time has come for you too, Tarus. You've been holding your tongue and your self back for long enough. Say what you need to say, do what you need to do.

It is critical that you take action right now on those things you've been putting off. If you don't, you'll lose your chance forever. And you wouldn't want that, would you? You've worked too hard, you've come too far.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

"All the world is a stage," Shakespeare wrote. You, Gemini are the headline performer on the stage of your life right now. Make the most of it by wearing as many costumes as you can.

You're versitle, talkative, enchanting even. Show it all off. Let it all hang out. Your world will give you a standing ovation.

Cancer June 21-July 22

There's a lot going on right now and you may not be quite sure where it's headed, but you know it feels right. Go with your gut. This week your sharp intuition is particularly keen.

Contrastingly, your logic seems to have flown out the window. Don't worry. It will all become clear in the end. You've been in the right place at the right time for a while now. There's always a reason behind the karma.

Leo July 23-August 22)

You know you're the leader of the pack, the best of the bunch, but others don't always realize it. Right now they do. It's a full house and all eyes and ears are on you Leo. You've got the opportunity to inspire everyone around you, go for it.

And also take the time to do those things you've been wanting to try but weren't quite sure about. As long as you look before you leap you'll do just fine. It's your time to shine.

Virgo August 23-September 22

You've hit the jackpot! If it seems too good to be true it usually is but not for you this week, Virgo. You'll be getting some unexpected news that brings whatever reward you need most now.

Should you go play the lottery? No, no, fate doesn't really work that way. Remember, what you think you want and what you really want deep down are often different things.

Libra September 23-October 22

"Younger than springtime, are you," sang Lancelot to Gueniverre in the musical Camelot, and the same goes for you Libra. At least, it feels that way. Spring has sprung and you're feeling young, vibrant, alive.

Mother Nature herself is inspiring you right now, make the most of it. Run like the wind after what you want. Scatter blooms of good deeds across your path as you go. When you get to the finish line, stop and smell the roses.

Scorpio October 23-November 21

Sometimes everyone really is against you Scorpio and unfortunately, now seems to be one of those times. Stand up for yourself and don't let the you-know-what's get you down. You'll be better because of it in the long run.

Alternate hiding out in your favorite bar or bubble bath with confronting those who oppose you. Now is not the time to compromise or do anything 1/2 way. And remember, sometimes the best you can do is keep them guessing about what you're going to do.

Sagittarius November 22-December 21

There's nothing holding you back now Sagittarius. Do what you want, when you want, the way you want so long as it's all in fun. Have a birthday party for the Spring-time, dance in the streets, shout from the roof-tops. Take the world by storm, it's about time you let everyone know how you really feel.

Capricorn December 22-January 19

"I won't back down. No I won't back down." That's Tom Petty speaking directly to you this week Capricorn. Above all else, hold your ground. There's no time for excuses, though you may have a bushelful. Remember, you are never going to change other people. It's all about you.

Also keep this in mind: studies have shown that workers are 3x more productive when they take a 10 minute break every hour. Distraction can save as much time as fixation if handled correctly. So do some things for yourself, even if it seems like you don't have time. Ultimately, it will save you time.

Aquarius January 20-Febuary 18

You've got a lot to say Aquarius, now say it. Whether it's just taken this long to get the idea together or you've been putting it off, your time is up. Write it, speak it, sing it, whichever works best for you, just get it out now.

Pisces February 19-March 20

Sometimes fortune kicks us under it's wheel. These are the times that, unfortunately, tend to stay with us most; times of deep traumas, significant setbacks. You are so wise, you can rise above it all Pisces. Kick the wheel back and fling yourself up to the top.

This week, more than others, something is holding you back. That something is probably rooted in the past. Try to see it for what it is on the surface, something that's over and done with.


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